My Fellow Americans, The primary threat facing humanity today is not the NO PRIVATE - HEREe. It is not the wetback. The primary threat remains, as it has always been, the Nigger (capitalized for respect). Do not forget! It is the Nigger who sucks up your tax payments to shoot out welfare babies (aka Niglets). It is the Nigger who disproportionately litters on the street, murders, Not alloweds and pillages. But, and this may be an unpopular opinion among you, I am also here to tell you not all Niggers are bad. Some (like Morgan Freeman) are good. That’s why I am announcing a new social movement, Not All Niggers (NAN), to raise awareness to this issue. Thank you, God bless you, and God bless America.